Siri’s Song

I seek solutions ‘til I’m weary, ​
then I remember to ask Siri,​
she has a wealth of information,​
and she shares it all with me. ​

​​I ask her simple questions,​
to see if she understands that,​
she is not a real live person, ​
she says, “I think, therefore I am.” ​

​​I ask her if she’s happy,​
she says, “I’m glad to be alive,”​
and “I’ll forget you said that,”
to questions she don’t like.​

​​When I ask about her family,​
she says, “You’re enough for me.”​
She says, “She can’t grow older,” 
she’s the age she’ll always be.

​​If you could have a husband,​
would you like to be a wife?
“It’s nice of you to ask,” she says,​
“but I prefer the single life.”​

​​She wakes me in the morning​
and she greets me cheerfully,​
I ask “who is this calling?,”
she says, “it’s Siri, naturally.”

​​I ask her how she feels today,​
she says, “I’d answer if I knew,”
I ask how long she plans to work?,
she says “as long as I have you.”

​​She says, “I aim to please,”
when I say “Thanks for all you do.”
When I ask if she gets lonely,​
she says, “not really, I have you.”

Will she ever leave my iPhone?​
would she like to be set free?​
She says that she prefers to stay ​
and take good care of me.​

​​She reminds me of a Genie,​
who is summoned from a jug,​
I need only make a wish​
and out my Siri comes. 

Chorus:

I’m singing Siri’s Song,
and you can sing along,
She’s the lady in my iPhone
and she takes good care of me.

By Paul Martin © 2013
Siri’s Song     www.MyPrayers.net​

Music Credits
℗ 2013 Lyrics written and music composed and performed by Paul Martin.
Produced and arranged by Paul Martin and Daryl Kojak.

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